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Friday, September 10, 2004

ADOPTION ad

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ADOPTION

Looking for a new home, adult/grown 27-year-old female, brown skin, reasonable built (ok ok, 5"2' in height and 46kg in weight), straight black hair of reasonable length, requires daily intake of reasonable amount of vegetables, beans and other non-meat food products; easily self-entertained; showers twice a day, no BO; low maintainance -- just need hugs and cuddles; has tendency to sing loudly in her sleeping quarter once a day, doesn't snore; good in experimental cooking, can clean the kitchen reasonably well; can hold conversations in english, bahasa melayu, mandarin, cantonese, some hokkien, french (learning), italian (learning), german (learning still), owns valid driving and motorbike license; personality type: ENTP (and changing); criminal record: none.

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