I'm A Ladette

There's a shiny-spanking-new coffee machine in the pantry....I thought it would be nice to sip on hot coffee after my not-so-exciting lunch. I made a mug full of hot steamy coffee and I finished it.

Now I'm sick. My throat feels funny and I fee like throwing up.

I don't drink coffee, maybe couple of times in a year, now look at me...puke*

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I found a replacement passenger to go home with me in my car, my brother cancelled on me yesterday.

She sounds like a really nice and well-bred girl. I'm a bit concerned about how she would get culture shock while riding in SUNNY with me, poor girl, trapped with a foul-mouth driver for four hours...

I suppose I could behave like a lady for four hours?? Speaking of behaving like lady, I saw this reality TV show called From Ladette To A Lady that day and got really sick too. It's about some girls going through a course at the local finishing school and only wins the contest (I don't know what's the price). You see, those few British (n Irish) girls in the show are quite....a sight to watch. I have nothing against women who smoke, drink and burp. But these bunch I saw on TV are quite different, they do all three and manage to look completely, ugly.

I guess I better watch it, I probably already look like them, except I'm smaller in size...and I don't smoke, and get drunk -- though usually people assume I'm drunk for the way I laugh and snort.

Gee....

Ewww....

Speaking of laughing and snorting. Again, I can't make it for YET ANOTHER speed date, because it's on the day when I'm just driving back to KL from Taiping. Good la, that saves the men at the date from me -- hyena laughter and loud snorts. Hehehehe.

These days, I treasure friends who can take me as I am...I have become so comfortable at being myself, it's hard to imagine life without straight-talking (crude), whole-hearted laughing (unladylike), making myself at home (sitting kang-kang), dress for comfort (too sexy) and being expressive (foul-mouth).

But underneath all that, I have a heart of gold, just don't provoke me ok!