Quick Wit

Tips for those (who dare to) going to speed dates:

For ladies -
If you are face to face with a dick-head whom you can't possibly want to chat/impress/date/meet-in-future, you can look him in the eye, not smiling and ask flatly:

"What's your penis size?"

For men -
If you are face to face with a bitch-face whom you know can't utter anything well and good but insults or nasty things like:

"What's your penis size?"

You should smile broadly and slyly and go:

"Big enough for you baby. Now can I fondle your tits?"

-- Courtesy of J.